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17 quotations by Howard Stern

QuoteYes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.Quote

QuoteWhen you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.Quote

QuoteWell, first of all, I'm worth every penny.Quote

QuoteThere are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical question is, what won't you do. I say, well, you know, you've got to find out when you're on the air.Quote

QuoteMy show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing.Quote

QuoteLate night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.Quote

QuoteIt's no treat being in bed with me.Quote

QuoteI'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock.Quote

QuoteI'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous? Maybe.Quote

QuoteI think people of lesser talent will become stars.Quote

QuoteI think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful.Quote

QuoteI still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated.Quote

QuoteI seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.Quote

QuoteI don't think there's one thing I've ever said on the radio that would have been found indecent or obscene.Quote

QuoteI don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death.Quote

QuoteI believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.Quote

QuoteAnd rather than hide that, I would rather put that out on the radio and let someone see the full range of emotions. If you're going to be strong on the radio, you got to let it all out, even the ugly stuff. And you can't apologize for it.Quote