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24 quotations by Joe Rogan

QuoteTo me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.Quote

QuoteThe only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.Quote

QuoteThe misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.Quote

QuoteThe Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage.Quote

QuoteThe audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.Quote

QuoteThat's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.Quote

QuoteRichard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much.Quote

QuotePeople want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it.Quote

QuoteNever stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.Quote

QuoteMy act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends.Quote

QuoteIt never hurt Lenny Bruce's career to get arrested for swearing. It did back in the time, but he broke those doors down by doing the stuff that he believed in.Quote

QuoteIf you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?Quote

QuoteIf someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time.Quote

QuoteI'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them.Quote

QuoteI wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way.Quote

QuoteI talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.Quote

QuoteI really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with.Quote

QuoteI had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.Quote

QuoteI had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my standup act constantly. It was a dream gig.Quote

QuoteI don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.Quote

QuoteHave you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.Quote

QuoteBeing a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get.Quote

QuoteBecause I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.Quote

QuoteAfter this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.Quote