Joe Rogan Quotes
24 quotations by Joe Rogan
![]() | To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me. | ![]() |
![]() | The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone. | ![]() |
![]() | The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time. | ![]() |
![]() | The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage. | ![]() |
![]() | The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh. | ![]() |
![]() | That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard. | ![]() |
![]() | Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much. | ![]() |
![]() | People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it. | ![]() |
![]() | Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends. | ![]() |
![]() | My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends. | ![]() |
![]() | It never hurt Lenny Bruce's career to get arrested for swearing. It did back in the time, but he broke those doors down by doing the stuff that he believed in. | ![]() |
![]() | If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it? | ![]() |
![]() | If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time. | ![]() |
![]() | I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them. | ![]() |
![]() | I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way. | ![]() |
![]() | I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me. | ![]() |
![]() | I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with. | ![]() |
![]() | I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking. | ![]() |
![]() | I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my standup act constantly. It was a dream gig. | ![]() |
![]() | I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion. | ![]() |
![]() | Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that. | ![]() |
![]() | Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get. | ![]() |
![]() | Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD. | ![]() |
![]() | After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird. | ![]() |