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25 quotations by Robin Williams

QuoteYou're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.Quote

QuoteYou'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.Quote

QuoteWhen you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?Quote

QuoteWhen the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'Quote

QuoteWhen in doubt, go for the dick joke.Quote

QuoteWhat's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.Quote

QuoteWe have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself.Quote

QuoteWe had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.Quote

QuoteThe Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.Quote

QuoteThe Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.Quote

QuoteSpring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"Quote

QuoteSee, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.Quote

QuoteReality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.Quote

QuoteNever pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.Quote

QuoteIf women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.Quote

QuoteI'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.Quote

QuoteI like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.Quote

QuoteHaving George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!Quote

QuoteGod gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.Quote

QuoteGentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.Quote

QuoteDo you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.Quote

QuoteCricket is basically baseball on valium.Quote

QuoteCocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.Quote

QuoteCarpe per diem - seize the check.Quote

QuoteAh, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.Quote