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Alan King Quotes

5 quotations by Alan King

QuoteYou do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.Quote

QuoteMarriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.Quote

QuoteIf you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.Quote

QuoteBanks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?Quote

QuoteAs life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that's better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.Quote