Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
3 quotations by Rodney Dangerfield
 | I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. |  |
| Life is just a bowl of pits. | |
| Everyone gets their rough day. No one gets a free ride. Today so far, I had a good day. I got a dial tone. | |