Amy Sedaris Quotes
21 quotations by Amy Sedaris
You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the character actors who come in like a breath of fresh air. |
Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and then I take that check and buy a new pair of shoes, and then I wear those shoes the next time I do your show. |
Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this new arts channel, it's really great. |
They live between seven and nine years and sometimes they grow up to be teenagers but she said that my rabbit was actually really laid back. |
They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our own publicist, if we wanted to, but I kind of liked the way it was more of a cult thing and those that liked it, liked it, you know what I mean? |
My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. |
My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye level - it's true! - and my phone, so I can reach it when I fall, it's right there. |
My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him. |
My characters always like themselves. |
It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The ratings weren't really that high. |
I'm not ambitious. |
I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color. |
I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's perfect for me. |
I swear I want to be a food model. |
I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do that. |
I live in the moment. |
I listen. I like to give advice. Mostly, I'll just try to listen to my friends, and they'll say the same thing over and over again. |
I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through. |
I have no desire to carry a movie. |
I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid. |
But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress. |